Who the heck are you?!

Good question.

I’m the guy telling the stories. The weird kid you always made Dungeon Master because he could make shit up on the fly, no matter what you threw at him. The guy with the freak-show brain who takes a half-dozen mundane facts and spits out shiny new nightmares.

Some people cure cancer or negotiate peace treaties. I’m not those people. I’m here to create strange new stories the likes of which have never seen the light of day. And if that’s something you want, then you’re my friend—and I hope you stay a while and take a peek at what’s coming to a boil in the oddly shaped cauldron of my imagination.

I also talk about the pleasures of the table, and what I find on dusty shelves in forgotten shops. What I’m reading. What I’m watching. The random misfirings of an abnormal mind. And if you don’t think that’s all still about storytelling, you’ll learn differently.

So sit down. I most likely have a drink to pour and a meal to share. And I sure as hell have a story to tell.